Yep, I’m a bum. I am jobless [1], couch potato [2], shit [3] and many more [4].
But what the heck. For all I care, I am a UP bum.
Nothing is more flattering than being a UP bum. For once, you (still) belong to the best bums in the country. You are a bum not because you are less capable. You are a bum not because no company likes to hire you. You bum because it can be a choice.
For me, being a UP bum is an obligation. For five years, the Filipino people toiled hard to pay my professors to torture me relentlessly. The tax payers never failed to disburse a part of their hard-earned salary to keep me awake at night with my boring books and on day time, letting me experience the cruelty of some of the hardest exams in the country.