If you’re 22 and haven’t said one of these lines to someone, then maybe it’s time to change the brand of your shampoo.
1. Had I known, I would have pushed it.
2. You say you didn’t, but you did and you know it.
3. It’s a shame that we wasted those first six months.
4. I hope it works out for you, because I don’t want this to change.
5. Seriously, would you be willing to do it? Because I’m not.
6. I like how all of a sudden we’re back to how we used to be. It could be better, though.
7. You know very well that you’re better than that. There’s a word for it but I don’t wanna use it on you.
8. Grow the f*ck up and get a damn clue.
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20 something, quarter-life crisis, loss of love, name it, nothing's weird.
