22 lines

If you’re 22 and haven’t said one of these lines to someone, then maybe it’s time to change the brand of your shampoo.

1. Had I known, I would have pushed it.
2. You say you didn’t, but you did and you know it.
3. It’s a shame that we wasted those first six months.
4. I hope it works out for you, because I don’t want this to change.
5. Seriously, would you be willing to do it? Because I’m not.
6. I like how all of a sudden we’re back to how we used to be. It could be better, though.
7. You know very well that you’re better than that. There’s a word for it but I don’t wanna use it on you.
8. Grow the f*ck up and get a damn clue.

9. That meltdown you had? Very juvenile. I had nothing to do with it but you chose to take your anger out on me.
10. I can do better than you and you know it.
11. I’m still hoping you won’t screw me over because I just have this nasty feeling that down the road, you will.
12. Honestly, I still think about it. Admit it, you do too.
13. Get over it, it’s not gonna happen.
14. I still think about what could have been, and now I realize that it probably would have turned out ugly.
15. What the hell happened to you? I don’t get you anymore.
16. You can be so stupid with the things that you do sometimes, it’s not even funny.

17. I’m serious. I was your last resort.
18. I’m sorry, but you rushed me and I wasn’t up for it.
19. Thanks to you, I now know that it’s not what I want.
20. Screw you. You don’t deserve it, so stop acting like you’re god.
21. If you think you’ll ever have somebody like me, then think again.
22. Get over the drama. Just kiss me, fast!

Would somebody add something?